Showing posts with label hated. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hated. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Horsey Books - A Love Hate Relationship

I am obsessed with horses, always have been, always will be.  I have been very fortunate to have owned and ridden horses most of my life, competing in various disciplines from barrel racing, goat tying to hunter under saddle and more.  Currently, I own Ima Cool Tater, a four year old American Paint Horse. 
Here he is, the handsome fellow!

I frequently try and combine my obsession with horses with my obsession for books often with mixed feelings.

As a kid I read and re-read The Black Stallion, Black Beauty, and My Friend Flicka.  Naturally, I wanted a wild black horse and a magical relationship where my love for this animal would conquer all.  Ha!  Was I in for a huge disappointment.  My first horse (that was solely mine) was big grey quarter horse, he was and is a gentle giant of sorts.  However, I spoiled him with my love and he became a naughty, herd bound, stiff horse.  When he misbehaved I couldn't understand - I loved him so he should be the worlds greatest barrel horse.  Of course this is overly simplified, I spent hours riding and training him to the best of my ability, but my ability was clouded by the idea that love would conquer all!

Fast forward twenty or so years and I still gobble up horsey books, however, I am not so easily persuaded by the romantic ideals of the horse and rider relationship.  In fact, I down right hate it books that perpetuate this idea.  This winter I read Riding Lessons and Flying Changes by Sara Gruen, I loved Water for Elephants so I figured these had to be decent at least.  Many of the reviews I read stated you could tell the author was a horse person so I was anxious for a realistic read.  Hmmm, not so much, again, overly romanticized relationships with horses.  The main character is a former Olympic level rider who leaves the sport after a horrific accident but later in life is forced back to her families barn to manage it.  Here she rescues a horse that looks just like the horse she lost however, this horse has been abused, is missing an eye and was on his way to a slaughter house.  Of course this has a happy ending, her daughter ends up being a riding progeny and their love saves the abused horse.  Then I read Spirit Horses by Alan S. Evans, I am not sure if this author has ever ridden a horse.  Spirit Horses is the overly stereotypical tale of a "horse whisperer" who faces a great personal tragedy and decides he must release a mustang he owns back to her herd.  In the process he saves a entire Indian reservation and makes the mustang happy by allowing her to live her natural life.  I am now, after reading these and others, thoroughly disillusioned with the whole horsey genre.

Currently, I like books that incorporate horses but where horses are not necessarily the main theme. I can tolerate inaccuracies and fairy tales in small doses.  So I enjoyed The Yonahlossee Riding Camp for Girls by Anton D,Half Broke Horses by Jeannette Walls, and Work of Wolves by Kent Meyers and other books with horses incorporated somewhat into the story. 

I am in search of a good horsey book, one that is realistic and accuratly portrays the dedication, frustration, the highs and lows of horse owner ship, training and riding - -if you know of something comment and share your horsey book gem!

My favorite Horsey books
The Horse Whisperer     Nicholas Evans
Seabiscuit: An American Legend     Laura Hillenbrand
The Complete Guide to Hunter Seat Training, Showing, and Judging: On the Flat and Over Fences
Anna Jane White-Mullin
Clinton Anderson's Downunder Horsemanship:  Establishing Respect and Control for English and Western Riders        Clinton Anderson
Charmayne James on Barrel Racing    Charmayne James


And check out my to read shelf on Good Reads, there are some horsey books waiting to be critiqued!
http://www.goodreads.com/review/list/6423458-kat?shelf=to-read














Thursday, July 18, 2013

Why I Hated 50 Shades of Grey.

Anastasia Steele is a naive soon to be college graduate who is volunteered, by her roommate, to interview a young sexy billionaire (Christian Grey), who is an alumni of their university. Christian becomes fascinated by Anastasia and begins to invite her into his world which is shocking yet intriguing to Anastasia.  At first their relationship is more of a business relationship, complete with contracts but slowly (ish) in evolves into a love affair. 
 E.L. James wrote Fifty Shades of Grey as Twilight fan fiction, I have never read Twilight (and never will) so I have no idea how closely these books follow the Twilight storyline.  However, these are erotic novels, which obviously the Twilight series were not.  They are the first erotic novels I have read and quite possibly the last.  
Sadly I wasted $30.00 to read this Fifty Shades on my Kindle and well at least a couple hours.  I hated them.  So, if I hated them so much why did I read them all?  I got sucked into the story, I wanted to see how preposterous it could get and how annoying.  The basic story was entertaining enough, however, the speed in which everything progressed was a bit perplexing.  In the span of about three months or a summer Anastasia and Christian embark on a whirlwind romance(?) and much more.   Lets just say a lot happens.  
Fifty Shades of Grey reads like it was written by a horny teenager, the writing is cliche, repetitive and just plain bad.  I would think that if you wrote erotic novels you would be good at finding new ways to describe sexual acts, E. L. James is not.  And for being fifty shades of #@&*ed up, Christian Grey becomes quite predictable.  Anastasia for her part is shockingly naive for a women in her early 20s.  I was sick of reading how his words became her undoing.   Additionally, you would have to be a billionaire with a full house staff in order to have that much time to have sex, no normal person has that amount of free time on their hands.  
The second most irritating part of the book was Anastasia's inner goddess's constant antics.  Nobody cared if it was doing back flips or stretched out on a chaise lounge or what other stupid things it did.  It needed to take a flying leap off a cliff.  
Ultimately,  what I hated the most about these books was the idea the Ana's love could fix Christian and %*$#'d up ways.  This was not a love story, it was a young girl being manipulated and used by a control freak who had some serious issues.  It makes me sad that women are swooning over Christian Grey and fantasizing about having a lifestyle like this.  I can't wait to read the sequel where there is a bitter divorce and many many years of therapy for Ana.  
If you want a trashy beach read, read Fifty Shades.  If you want to see what not to look for in a boyfriend read Fifty Shades. If you are looking to spice up your marriage buy some sexy undies.   If your looking for a well written engaging novel avoid this like the plague.  I gave the series one star on Good Reads.

Boxed Set, 1664 pages
Published June 12th 2012 by Vintage Books (first published January 1st 2012)
ISBN
034580404X (ISBN13: 9780345804044)
edition language
English